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3 Items That Improved My Life
Hopefully, they do the same for you
Writers love to talk about cheap items. They’ll discuss buying a water bottle for $5 or a portable phone charger for $12.99. They’ll also tell you to buy everything on their list because many writers have an overly inflated ego that should’ve popped a long time ago.
The only difference between them and me? I’m rich. If you look up “wealthy” on Google, you’ll see my beautiful face. I’m a walking, talking, money-making machine who can make millions of dollars in passive income each month.
That’s why I want to share the details regarding several items over $100,000 that improved my life. Hopefully, this article will inspire you to get rich (like me) someday.
A Really Expensive Yacht
There’s nothing more beautiful than sailing the Mediterranean with billionaires and Rick Astley. Of course, I know that from personal experience.
My yacht only cost $126 million. And since my father is a billionaire, he purchased it for my 21st birthday. Thanks, daddy.
$500k Worth Of Bitcoin
How do you know someone owns a lot of Bitcoin? They’ll tell you.
