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These Passive Income Streams Changed My Life

Hopefully, they’ll do the same for you

Matt Lillywhite
3 min readMar 10, 2022

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If you’re reading this, you probably want to make a lot of passive income in 2022. You also want to have more money in your bank account, so you can spend time doing things you enjoy. The only problem? You don’t know where to start.

While I don’t pretend to have all the answers, I can certainly give you some tips that worked for me. That’s why I’m going to share several passive income streams that improved my life. Hopefully, they’ll do the same for you, too.

1) Invest In Risky Cryptocurrencies

In my opinion, this is the best way to get rich quick.

I got a small loan of $100k from my father and invested every cent into a sketchy cryptocurrency coin. Then, I paid several celebrities with millions of followers to promote the coin on Twitter.

That strategy worked like a charm. Within a couple of hours, my initial investment of $100k turned into $674k. Yay.

Sure, some people might criticize me for investing such a large amount of money without doing any research. But since my father is rich, I could easily ask for another $100k loan if the value of my investment went to zero.

2) Buy Lots Of NFTs

If someone on Reddit says the value of an NFT is going to the moon, I always assume they don’t have a conflict of interest. Nope. Instead, I purchase it with a smile and wait for the value of my investment to skyrocket.

I need to be honest. The value of my NFTs has dropped by an average of 78% since purchasing them a year ago. However, I trust the good people of Reddit. They would never lie or create fake hype to promote their own NFT projects. Right?

3) Go to Vegas And Put Everything On Black

After arriving at the casino in a limousine, I put all my money on black and hoped for the best. And after maintaining an impressive winning streak, the casino kicked me out because they lost too much money. Oops.

Sure, most people wouldn’t call this passive income. But since I just sat at the roulette table drinking margaritas while tripling my net worth, I’d say the process was fairly passive.

I made passive income by investing in risky cryptocurrencies, buying lots of NFTs, and gambling my entire net worth at the casino. Of course, making a large amount of money might seem difficult. But I’ve done it. Which means you can, as well.

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Important Disclaimer: This article is a joke, fictional, and for entertainment purposes only. Please don’t take it seriously. Therefore, it should not be considered financial, investment, or legal advice. If you decide to spend money at casinos, gamble responsibly and never spend more than you’re willing to lose.

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