HUMOR

An Open Letter To The Stranger Who Took Up Two Parking Spaces

Your actions are unjustified

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Dear Stranger Who Took Up Two Car Parking Spaces At The Grocery Store:

Why?

Is your ego as big as your oversized truck? Definitely.

It’s like you drove into the parking lot and purposely picked the most inconvenient place to leave your car.

“But I want to save my truck from dents.”

That’s not a valid excuse. Nobody wants their car to get scratched or dented. Driving a vehicle is expensive. Gas prices are through the roof.

I’m sorry… but I don’t feel your pain.

“I won’t be able to open the door if another car parks next to me.”

Pfft.

Again, that excuse isn’t good enough. The trunk of your vehicle is massive. Climb through the back if necessary.

I’m sick and tired of people like you providing excuses as to why it’s okay to take up several parking spaces in the middle of rush hour at the grocery store.