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Bill Gates Is Getting Richer. That’s A Good Thing
He knows what’s best for us
I was born into a rich family.
Money runs through my veins as my father has a net worth of $126 million. He says that becoming a millionaire is part of my fate. However, my father is wrong because I’m destined to be a billionaire.
How do I know? An old quote says you’re the average of the five people you spend the most time with. And since the average net worth of my inner circle is $3.2 billion, it’s only a matter of time before I join the billionaire class.
Anyway, I want to share some exciting news: Bill Gates is getting richer. Yay! According to figures published by The Guardian, his net worth increased by 31% during the pandemic. It’s also worth mentioning that Elon Musk’s net worth is up 1,016%.
Due to his exponential increase in wealth, Bill has agreed to pay for my family’s country club membership and even invited us on vacation to The Bahamas. I can’t wait. So, to celebrate Bill’s generosity, I’m throwing him a party on Jeff Bezos’ yacht.
Why? As a future billionaire, I am uniquely positioned to plan the most amazing party in the world. It’s also worth mentioning that I’ll be inviting loads of rich people such as Dr. Anthony Fauci, Barack Obama…
