Sign up
Sign in
1:15 PM: I return home to do my daily meditation on how much I hate children. Their tiny faces make me sick.
Clare Blackwood
Matt Lillywhite
Follow
--
1
Share
Hillarious read
Storyteller and part-time procrastinator. Writing to inspire, entertain, and avoid doing laundry. Substack: https://mattlillywhite.substack.com/subscribe
Help
Status
About
Careers
Press
Blog
Privacy
Terms
Text to speech
Teams