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How I Earn $750 Per Day In Passive Income
Steal my approach so you can make more money
Let me tell you something the billionaires don’t want you to know.
The traditional way of getting rich is outdated. That’s why young entrepreneurs (like myself) are breaking boundaries and shattering stereotypes.
Every day, we redefine what it means to be a hard worker. We also use lots of fancy buzzwords on the internet to appear professional. But most importantly, we know how to make hundreds of dollars per day in passive income while doing absolutely nothing.
To Begin, Understand The Most Important Rule Of Productivity
Someone else is always working more efficiently than you. But if you follow my advice, it’ll only be a matter of time before you’re even more productive than Jeff Bezos or Matt Lillywhite.
To optimize efficiency, I don’t even brush my own teeth anymore. It wastes valuable time that I could be using to make more money. So, at 7am each morning, my assistant comes over, brushes my teeth, and performs the Heimlich maneuver until I forcibly spit out the toothpaste. Meanwhile, I’m scrolling through Twitter on my phone, replying to DMs from Elon Musk.
