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How I Lost A Million Dollars In 30 Days

It was a lot easier than you think

Matt Lillywhite
3 min readJun 21, 2022

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Growing up, my father preached the importance of sensible investing. He also told me to avoid volatile assets (such as Bitcoin), as there was a strong chance of my investment going to zero.

Sadly, my father was correct. I recently lost a million dollars in 30 days. It was extremely depressing. However, I want to share my story so that others don’t make the same stupid mistakes.

Here‘s what happened:

I Invested My Life Savings Into Risky Cryptocurrencies

My father works as a banker on Wall Street. He tells my family to invest in bonds, treasuries, and several other things that have little chance of going to zero over a 30-year timeframe.

But as a rebellious young adult, I refused to listen to my father. “Don’t invest more than you can afford to lose,” is what he told me every day. However, I was willing to lose everything.

In some ways, that controversial mindset gave me an advantage since I was prepared to take on more risk than most investors. That’s why I invested my life savings (approximately $1.2 million) into sketchy cryptocurrencies that random people promoted on social media.

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Matt Lillywhite
Matt Lillywhite

Written by Matt Lillywhite

Storyteller and part-time procrastinator. Writing to inspire, entertain, and avoid doing laundry. Substack: https://mattlillywhite.substack.com/subscribe

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