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The Strategy I Followed To Make $10 Million In 30 Days
It’s easier than you think to become a millionaire
When I was a kid, my mom looked me in the eye and told me I was special.
“You’re going to accomplish great things someday. I believe in you!”
Thankfully, my mom was correct. I recently accomplished something that many people said was impossible: making ten million dollars in 30 days.
Here‘s how I did it:
I Spent My Life Savings On NFTs
Most people say that you should never invest more than you’re willing to lose. But as you can already tell, I’m not like most people. In fact, I’m so far above the norm that I’m willing to risk everything — as long as I can make money.
Despite knowing nothing about NFTs (non-fungible tokens), I purchased 150 at an average price of $85. The reason? Someone on Twitter said the price of my NFTs would eventually go to the moon. And, of course, making lots of profit on a few digital JPEGs would be out of this world. So, I went on a shopping spree until my credit card said: “declined.”
A few days later, I flipped each NFT for almost 8x the purchase price because my father wanted to get me out of the crypto bubble before I made any more “stupid mistakes.” Apparently, he was willing to do anything to make it happen — even if it meant spending $100k to get me out of financial trouble.
Suddenly, I was wealthy and could afford to buy something at McDonald’s that wasn’t on the dollar menu. And since I had already multiplied my net worth in a couple of weeks, I decided to do it again.
I Went To Vegas And Made Some Risky Bets
I’ll be honest: I hate flying on commercial planes. I don’t like being surrounded by other people and being forced to get out of my chair whenever my seatmate needs to use the restroom.
That’s why I phoned American Airlines and purchased every seat on the aircraft using my father’s credit card. So, I was able to fly from New York to Las Vegas on a massive plane by myself — in addition to the captain and cabin crew (of course).
