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How I Make $25k Each Month As A Software Developer
It’s a lot easier than you think
Chances are, you’ve read lots of articles on becoming a successful developer. Writers will tell you to pay for online courses, get some work experience, and hustle until you get a six-figure job.
If that’s the advice you’re expecting to read in this article, I’m sorry. Despite what my father says, I’m an excellent developer who deserves to be paid thousands of dollars each month. It’s always been my destiny.
That’s why I want to share the details regarding how I make $25k per month as a successful app developer. Hopefully, this article will inspire you to be more like me.
Go To Monaco And Spend Time With Rich People
If you take a flight to Nice in the south of France, it doesn’t take long to reach the billionaire’s paradise of Monaco. In fact, you can get there in less than 10 minutes by taking a helicopter.
I’m best friends with Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, and lots of other rich people. While hanging out in Monaco, we talk about important issues like the economy, tax cuts, and lobbying government officials for legislation that benefits our organizations. And, of course, spending time with rich people is great for my…