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How To Make Enough Money To Retire In The Next 12 Months
It’s a lot easier than you think
Growing up, I knew that I would retire early because I was an expert at making money.
I started a franchise of lemonade stands by paying my friends to sell cold drinks at marathon finish lines. I also purchased fidget spinners from China for a few cents each and resold them for $5. In total, I made $276k before I turned 18. That’s pretty impressive, right?
Now, I’m retired before the age of 30 because of my ability to make lots of money in a short period of time. So, if you want to be like me, here are several things you can do to retire in the next 12 months:
Call Your Friends In Congress And Ask For Some Stock Tips
How do some members of Congress achieve a $100 million+ net worth while only making a six-figure salary? Take a wild guess.
According to research published by Insider, 57 members of Congress have been caught violating laws designed to prevent insider trading and conflicts of interest. Oops.
Reuters reports that members of Congress traded over $290 million worth of stocks, options, and cryptocurrency in 2021. Also, many Congressional lawmakers outperformed the…
