HUMOR
Making A Million Dollars Is Easier Than You Think
I know that from personal experience
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Chances are, you want a few extra zeroes in your bank account.
It would be wonderful to be able to pay rent, put food on the table, and go on vacation to the Caribbean or Europe without worrying about the cost. Right?
We all know that money is an important aspect of life. But for one reason or another, very few people know how to increase their net worth. That’s why I spoke to a billionaire about strategies that anyone can implement to become wealthy.
Here they are:
Ask Your Family For A Small Loan Of $1 Million
When I was in school, my classmates called me a trust fund baby. The reason? My parents were multi-millionaires and had a 12-bedroom mansion in Beverley Hills, California.
Since my family was rich, they were more than happy to lend me a million dollars. My father deposited the money in my checking account once we mutually agreed on terms of 0% interest and an indefinite loan period. Yay.
The billionaire I spoke to recommends asking your friends and family for a little bit of financial aid. Say their money will help you to create “the next big thing,” and you’ll thank them in a few years when you’re walking down the red carpet. If a humble person like myself can do it, you can, too.
Invest In Shady Pump And Dump Schemes
The billionaire investor Warren Buffet once said to be greedy when others are fearful. And since most people are scared to invest in pump and dump schemes, I seize the moment by taking advantage of every opportunity to make money.
I invest $5,000 into shady cryptocurrencies and pay celebrities with millions of Instagram followers to promote them. And since the value of the coins pumps quickly, it’s possible to turn a small initial investment of five thousand dollars into $350k. Woohoo.
Go To The Casino And Put Everything On Black
Most people say that you should never invest more than you’re willing to lose. But as you can already tell…
