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Making A Million Dollars Is Easier Than You Think

I know that from personal experience

Matt Lillywhite
3 min readMar 13, 2022

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Chances are, you want a few extra zeroes in your bank account.

It would be wonderful to be able to pay rent, put food on the table, and go on vacation to the Caribbean or Europe without worrying about the cost. Right?

We all know that money is an important aspect of life. But for one reason or another, very few people know how to increase their net worth. That’s why I spoke to a billionaire about strategies that anyone can implement to become wealthy.

Here they are:

Ask Your Family For A Small Loan Of $1 Million

When I was in school, my classmates called me a trust fund baby. The reason? My parents were multi-millionaires and had a 12-bedroom mansion in Beverley Hills, California.

Since my family was rich, they were more than happy to lend me a million dollars. My father deposited the money in my checking account once we mutually agreed on terms of 0% interest and an indefinite loan period. Yay.

The billionaire I spoke to recommends asking your friends and family for a little bit of financial aid. Say their money will help you to create “the next big thing,”…

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Matt Lillywhite
Matt Lillywhite

Written by Matt Lillywhite

Storyteller and part-time procrastinator. Writing to inspire, entertain, and avoid doing laundry. Substack: https://mattlillywhite.substack.com/subscribe

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