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I Spent 30 Days With Mark Zuckerberg (And Loved Every Second)
It was the best month of my life
Mark Zuckerberg is running out of money.
His net worth is dwindling. Meta’s stock price is going down. And, unfortunately, Mark is resorting to drastic measures in order to keep his beloved company afloat.
That’s why I paid Mark Zuckerberg $30,000 to be his roommate for one month.
Here’s what happened:
We Spent A Lot Of Time Talking About The Economy
It’s in dire straits. And as you can see from the chart below, so is Meta’s stock price…
“I don’t want to go broke and be the laughing stock of Silicon Valley,” said Mark while driving back from the grocery store. “People don’t take Elon seriously anymore. I don’t want anyone to think poorly of me.”
Mark continued to say that he’s looking for innovative new ideas to increase Meta’s stock price and earnings. After all, a recession might be on the way, and consumer spending is expected to fall. “If you have any fresh ideas, say…
