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Matt Lillywhite Is The Most Inspirational Person On Medium
He inspires billions of people every day
Matt Lillywhite is incredible. Everyone agrees that he’s the most inspirational (and successful) person in the world. It’s an irrefutable fact. So, if you disagree for whatever reason, you‘re probably a conspiracy theorist.
Anyway, Matt’s first article on Medium helped someone to make $500k in passive income. His second article persuaded millions of people to vote for Joe Biden as President of the United States. “I’ve met both candidates,” he said. “Neither is perfect. But I don’t want the fluorescent-orange dude running the country again.”
So, if you’re wondering who to thank for all of Joe Biden’s incredible achievements, the answer is Matt Lillywhite. Actually, Matt is responsible for everything good that’s happened since 1998.
Let me give you a few examples:
- Matt Lillywhite‘s birth was the most miraculous day on Earth. A double rainbow appeared over Matt’s local hospital. All of the animals sang joyfully as if a Disney movie had come to life. It was magnificent and no crimes were committed that day.
- At the age of four, Matt played football for the first time. He scored several touchdowns due to his incredible…
