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My Daily Habits Are 10x Better Than Yours
Steal them if you want to be more productive
You’ve probably read a lot of articles on productivity.
Writers will tell you to wake up at 5 am, drink loads of coffee, and make a to-do list. However, they conveniently leave out an important fact: all of their productivity advice was inspired by me.
Let me explain.
I’m not your average productivity guru. Of course not. In fact, I’m so far above the norm that calling me the average is an insult. Heck, if you look up “efficiency” in the dictionary, my face will appear. And, of course, I’m best friends with Elon Musk and Tim Ferriss.
So, if you want to be like me, here are several habits you can steal to be more productive:
Go For A Walk Around Your Luxury Penthouse
Because everyone has one, right?
Since I live in a luxury penthouse downtown, it’s fun to walk on my balcony that circles the entire building. And to be honest, there’s nothing more beautiful than breathing some polluted air after waking up from a peaceful night of slumber.
The sounds of the city are also relaxing. Police cars screech past my building, and news helicopters…
