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Pineapple Belongs On Pizza, But Nobody Wants to Admit It
Everyone secretly knows it’s delicious
I get it now.
Everyone just pretends they don’t like pineapple on their pizza. They’re too afraid to admit it’s the best damn topping ever. As a result, many people self-censor to avoid being perceived as different. It’s a shame.
The hatred against pineapple on pizza must end because everyone knows it’s delicious. So, let’s cut the nonsense and admit that pineapple, like sauce and cheese, belongs on pizza.
We Need To Be Kind To People Who Like Pineapple On Pizza
They’re the only ones with enough courage to publicly admit it’s the best topping. Everyone else is hiding away, scared of the mob, and afraid of what might happen if they admit to eating pineapple on pizza.
The status quo cannot continue.
We need to do more.
We must be respectful when someone publicly admits to liking pineapple on pizza. We should also express compassion, approval, and benevolence by referring to anyone who likes pineapple on pizza as “stunning” and “brave.”
Everyone who has the courage to defy negative social prejudices against…
