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Joe Biden Is The Coolest President Ever, And You Can’t Change My Mind
Meeting him was the most incredible day of my life
Let me tell you a story.
I recently amassed a net worth of a million dollars after following Nancy Pelosi’s stock trades. So, after stealing the idea from YouTube, I decided to throw a dart at a map and travel to wherever it landed.
Here’s what happened next…
I Booked The Next Available Flight To Washington DC
I know you’re going to think I’m crazy for flying during a pandemic. But if it makes you feel any better, I socially distanced myself from other passengers by purchasing every seat in business class.
Since my dart landed on The White House, I stepped out of the airport, hopped in a taxi, and arrived at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW. Hundreds of people were gathered outside the front gate to catch a glimpse of the President. And, of course, I was determined to meet him.
I Asked To Go Inside And Meet Joe Biden
Surprisingly, the security staff at the gate said yes.
One of them checked my identification, patted me down, and escorted me to the front…
