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The Most Underrated Productivity Strategy Is Also The Simplest

Implement this advice to work more efficiently

Matt Lillywhite
3 min readMay 2, 2022

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Let me tell you something…

Before I was even born, everyone knew that I would be the most productive person on the planet.

As a fetus, I was doing calculus in my mother’s womb, and my first words were the national anthem of the United States. My mother was the only person to call me Matt. Everyone else called me a patriot.

You see, productivity is something that has always flowed through my veins. It keeps me inspired, motivated, and determined to become my best self. That’s why I wake up at 5:00 am, spend several hours at the gym, and make six figures per day. All of that is a natural part of who I am. It’s what defines me.

To be clear, this isn’t arrogance. I’m also not saying I’m better than you. Of course not. I’m saying all of that because it’s true. Because whether you like it or not, I’m the most productive person in the world.

So, if you want to work more efficiently (like me), here’s what you need to do:

Outsource Every Aspect Of Life To A Virtual Assistant

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Matt Lillywhite
Matt Lillywhite

Written by Matt Lillywhite

Storyteller and part-time procrastinator. Writing to inspire, entertain, and avoid doing laundry. Substack: https://mattlillywhite.substack.com/subscribe

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