This is quite possibly one of the best articles on medium.

Woof! They don’t peg me as majestic and friendly for nothing. I feel most comfortable lounging on sidewalk patios or being dragged beside a $1,000 UPPAbaby stroller with my $200 grooming job gleaming in the sun. I take up quite a bit of space, but luckily, my house has plenty of it to spare.
If San Francisco Neighborhoods Were Dogs
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Nov 7, 2019
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Storyteller and part-time procrastinator. Writing to inspire, entertain, and avoid doing laundry. Substack: https://mattlillywhite.substack.com/subscribe
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