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This Is Why Your Penis Shrinks In The Cold
Everything you’ve wanted to know but were too afraid to ask
I wish my dick would stay the same size throughout the year. Rain or shine, warm or cold, I yearn for the day in which it doesn’t shrivel up and retreat into half of its original length upon realizing the freezing temperature.
Sorry if that’s TMI, but most men can relate: It’s the truth.
For a lot of people, Winter is synonymous with a snowball fight, singing songs around the campfire, and being surrounded with friends & family. However, for men living in colder regions of the planet, winter penis is a big problem.
This is a great truth of life.
My lifestyle means that I am reguarly in cold climates, and therefore have to venture out into the frozen wonderland of Canada to get food from the grocery store. Admittedly, it’s not an issue in the warmer months. However, it certainly presents a small problem when Winter arrives.
Upon opening the door, a rush of cold air hits my face. The frosty wind is enough to take anyone’s breath away. Slowly but surely, the inevitable has begun.
Eight inches quickly turns into four. In a similar fashion to a turtle retreating into its shell, my penis takes notice of the cold temperature and…
