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This Simple Morning Routine Changed My Life
Steal these habits if you want to be more successful
You’ve probably read countless articles discussing the importance of a morning routine. Writers will tell you to wake up early, write in a journal, and get some exercise to feel energized. However, they conveniently forget to mention that all of their advice was inspired by me.
If you type “productivity king” into Google, you’ll see my beautiful face. Also, I accomplish 10x more than everyone else simply because I’m ten times better than everyone else.
So, if you copy my morning routine, you might eventually become highly successful (like me).
Wake Up At 5am And Run A Marathon
I’m somewhat of a contrarian when it comes to fitness. I don’t go to the gym because driving from A to B would waste valuable time. Instead, I have a treadmill in my bedroom that I use immediately after getting out of bed.
Typically, I’ll run the length of an entire marathon at 5am. And since I don’t use the bathroom before starting my daily exercise, I can reward myself with a refreshing morning poop after completing my run.
