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How I Became A Millionaire In My 20s

This strategy changed my life forever

Matt Lillywhite
3 min readJun 8, 2022

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Getting rich in 2022 is easy. But sadly, most people don’t know where to start.

Chances are, you want to quit your job and reach financial freedom. You also want to have a lot more money in your bank account, so you can go on vacation and do anything else you desire.

If that’s the case, there’s a quick solution to all of your money problems.

As I recently discovered, having rich parents is useful. It’s also a massive life hack that will improve your finances, as you won’t need to work a 9–5 to pay the bills anymore.

So, if you want to have more money in your bank account, here’s what you need to do:

Call Your Mother (Or Father) And Ask For A Small Loan Of A Million Dollars

I did this a few months ago.

I was desperate for cash after losing 98% of my net worth in the collapse of various cryptocurrencies. In hindsight, “PoopCoin” wasn’t the name of a wise investment.

You see, conventional advice dictates that you should never invest more money than you’re willing to lose. But since I had my parents as a financial safety net, I was…

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Matt Lillywhite
Matt Lillywhite

Written by Matt Lillywhite

Storyteller and part-time procrastinator. Writing to inspire, entertain, and avoid doing laundry. Substack: https://mattlillywhite.substack.com/subscribe

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